OLD FOGIES

Here's something just for fun.

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today,

this will certainly change things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced 4 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws!

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter

Do you feel old yet? (Sorry)

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

 Feel free To harass any other “old fogies” you know with these facts.

LOVE,

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